Meanwhile, in the Grammar Crisis room....

Saturday, November 26, 2005

Wherein I discuss the decline of the WSJ

At home, I receive the Wall Street Journal, as I am a baron of industry. I wear a top hat and monocle, and am driven daily from my home in Newport to harass employees at my manufacturing plant.
Where was I?
Oh, such a prominent citizen, I wish to express consternation at the backward slide of the WSJ. They recently began to release a Satur-day edition in which they do precisely the opposite of everything the Wall Street Journal stands for. In today's printing, the lead story was about Mothers monitoring their childrens' web-logs.
Oh, what a sad day when one of the former great news-papers of the republic falls into tom-foolery.


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