Worst. Movies. Ever.

Now, January is not known for it's quality movie releases but, good lord, does this month look bad. Take a gander at some of the releases slated for this month:

• Bloodrayne - directed by the notorious Uwe Boll. Starring the wooden (metallic?) Kristanna Loken of Terminator 3 fame. Need I say more?
• Last Holiday - Queen Latifah doesn't die. This movie trying to beat out Taxi for highly-contested Worst movie of Queen Latifah's career title.
• Underworld Evolution - Despite starring Kate Beckinsale, will likely be more boring than its predecessor. God damn, was that movie bad.
• Big Momma's House 2 - Either movie executives really love Martin Lawrence, or really hate moviegoers. Or both.