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Thursday, February 02, 2006

Seriously, This Robot is Scary

Now, I know I may seem a little paranoid about the whole "robots are trying to kill us" thing, but take a look at the robot pictured below this post.
Go ahead, I'll wait...
Back? Good. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? Seriously, is there any way in hell that the robot below is not unthinkably evil?
According to this Gizmodo post, it's a Japanese robot, named "Enryu," which means "rescue dragon." It's supposed to be for highway rescues in bad conditions. Sure, it sounds nice, but it's only a matter of time before it gains sentience. From there, it's a small step starts stalking us along the roads, ripping humans apart with those goddamn claws (that can pick up 1102 pounds each, by the way).
Not to start a panic or anything, but it might be a good time to stockpile food in your compound in Montana.


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